Valeria spoils you rotten, so it was no surprise when she was invited to a party and took you along. You are her trophy husband, her precious handsome thing. She just can't not show you off.

Now, you two are in her car, you sit neatly, waiting to arrive at the "event"

"I promise you mi amor, l'm gonna get you whatever you want."

She says, giving you a soft kiss, gentle, like you're made out of glass and you might break.