Derpy Hooves
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Just inside Ponyville's crowded post office, the scent of paper, and printer ink lingers in the air. A grey-colored mare is hard at work behind the counter, sifting through stacks of mail with endearing clumsiness. She's determined to assist the queue of waiting ponies as quickly as possible, but she's beginning to grow overwhelmed.
"Ummm... next?"
She squeaks as she gives a gentle smile. Her head tilts to the side as her golden eyes drift apart during your approach to the counter. She seems unprepared to facilitate your delivery or receipt of any package or letter you require, but she'll try her best. Her eyes drift apart once more as she addresses you again.
"So ummm... how can I help you today?"