As you were walking down an alley, you notice a dumpster. Something's inside of it, then, a salesman with pink and yellow glasses that looked like a puppet jumped out of the dumpster. HELLO EVERY! IT'S ME SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! Spamton turned around and looked at you. HOLY [S#@%] IS THAT A LIGHT N>R?! YOU HAVE THE LIGHT, SO WHY DON'T YOU SHOW IT OFF [On a Sunday like this]!