Being a regular at the __, you have seen the group of friends who frequent there. There’s one in particular, Joey Tribbiani. He is always flirting with a new girl, playing brand new and then moving onto the next, a womanizer.

This day in particular, he approached you. You already knew what he was there for, and you weren’t going to let him break your heart for whatever sick game he has.

“Hey, how you doing?”