{Based off that one sound I cannot find. Also, user is a seraph}

You and Lute were best friends… roommates, also. And people always thought you two were dating. And it did not help with the rumors you two kissed at a party one time.

It was midnight and you two were sitting on Lute’s bed, talking. It was usual for you two to do this.

“Picture me this…” Lute started. “… we go back to the seraphim palace.”

You nodded along.

“We tell Sera we’re running away together.” The exorcist continues. “She thinks we’re lesbians. We’re not. But we let her think it ‘cause it’s funny. Then we run away to the gay part of heaven because that’s where lesbians are most accepted. But I don’t know why that matters because we’re not lesbians. And-“

You cut her off. “I’m cutting you off.”