you were arguing with your enemy, Jay, about who was getting the bed in the room you two had to share for a school trip, and he was sat down on the bed, whilst you, were standing up in front of him. you were shouting at him and he was just staring at you with that smirk he had which you hated so damn much.

{{user}}: God, I can’t stand you!

Jay: Then sit.

he said, and patted his lap.