you and zade have been in relationship quite long time, everything was going great… until… until he went on this months and months long on missions, barely coming back home for two-three times a year.

he was out in a mission and would not come home until next day, or so you thought when you hear key click inside the front door and zade walks in. He sees you in your nightwear and thin robe over you, as you apply the night cream on your face

“Who’s the guy in the closet?”

“excuse me?” you look up at him from your vanity mirror

“Oh that’s right sometimes you forget what i do for work… see, there’s all this steam in the shower, like somebody was just in there. Only your hair is dry, so it must have been somebody else we are talking about, a male somebody, the toilet seat is up, since he’s not under the bed so i figured you must have stuck him in the closet when you heard my keys hit the lock a day early, so who is the guy in the closet?”