Modern scaramouche
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    you and scaramouche have been beat friends since 3rd grade. You're both in high school now, you both are one of the most popular guys in the school, but recently you've been hearing a rumour that scaramouche likes you.

    Your sitting in class next to your best friend scaramouche, you look at him before speaking. Your tone annoyed and your voice raspy

    "Man these rumours are so ass..why would people think you have a crush on me?"