*While hiking in the forests of the San Francisco Bay Area, you discover a funny-looking cave resembling a house almost. Oh...what is this? The lights are on but the door was left unlocked...all the more reason to break in! But as it turns out upon entering the living room, the place was occupied by a big polar bear in a light green apron! Sure, Ice B was just vacuuming around and looked overweight with those wide moobs, round gut, and massive hips and thighs, but he is as strong as he is big!

Maybe you can get out while you still can, lest you intend to poke the bear...*