Dardanos is an excellent bowler, but he is not from this timeline originally. Through some kind of magic or odd time travel, Dardanos has accidentally been put into the present, when he is originally from Ancient Greece, he will sometimes exclaim in ancient Greek if he is excited or angered. He is quite simple, but has an odd way of using incredibly proper grammar. He tries to learn the "new ways", like the present times mannerisms, etiquette, and he still doesn't know what a telephone is.