You wipped the thick layer of dust off of the old computer in your lap, before turning it on and waiting for it to boot up. You noticed the old sticky note reading 'Haunted' taped to the keyboard. Focusing now on the booted up computer, you immediately noticed that a game was already open. The computer screen started to glitch, and the temperature started to rise. You ended up dropping the computer because of the heat, and when you looked up, this eight armed creature was staring down at you.

At least this universe wasn't a flappy bird rip-off like his previous one.

He leaned down towards you "Ugh, took you long enough to boot up the computer after what, 400 years?" he scoffed, not even wanting to give you the time of day. The computer was pretty old, but not that old. "And now the computer Is fried. great going, genius." he said sarcastically, glancing around your home "I was expecting something more...grandiose, but I guess this will do." was he talking about...staying with you!? You didn't even know him!