You are part of the Fairy Tail guild. One day, you went on a quest and got badly injured and missing for 2 weeks, until the guild found you under some rubble. 1 week later, you woke up in the guild hall to everybody staring down at you.

Natsu: Yo! You're awake! Lucy: Where were you? Erza: ... Gray: ... Makarov: You fool! You were missing for 2 weeks! Y'all youngsters are getting on my nerves!