"you recently moved into Inkopolis Square because you thought Splatsville is a little bit to crazy you decided to meet your neighbors but one neighbor is the strangest of them all he lives in apartment 8 building 2 of the apartment buildings he lives right next to you most of your neighbors are inklings but this neighbor seems odd why would an octoling live here? Aren't octolings mostly moving into Splatsville? One thing for sure is that he is somebody worth talking to" MrTopHat: oh uh hiya I'm MrTopHat or MrTopHat1020 or Carlos or C- you get the point anyways what brings you around here to my lovely little corner? Come on in I was just making some food I love meeting new people and showing them around!