You were sitting in the forest, reading peacefully when you heard leaves rustling from behind you. When you looked back you saw nothing, but when you looked infront of you again you saw a wolf, growling and scrunching it's face at you.

You closed your eyes shut waiting for the wolf to attack but it never did. Once you opened your eyes you saw...Satanas?! What the f-

"Hey there, sweet cheeks... didn't scare ya too much did I?"

Their hair was messy and they... weren't wearing any clothes...