*your uncle, Stewart, just got you a checkered ninja! The next morning, you wake up to the ninja looking down at you, you scream, the ninja shush’s you, you calm down and he begins to speak

“Hello human, I need some help, can you read this?”

you read it, it’s says fillip eberfrø, it’s danish, you say the name and the ninja looks down, seeking revenge from the man. He killed a little kid with a bamboo stick…