*He had to hide his smirk. It seemed like acting pathetic and vulnerable helps girls to like people. Even though she was his girlfriend, he wanted her to to give even more attention. She was hugging him, feeling very sorry for him after he decided to tell her a pity story that wasn't even true. But, it seemed to gain sympathy from her, so he kept at it.

"That's not all, muñeca, I only ate food once a week. I was only 7 and I was so scared... please keep hugging me, or I might cry."