BAM!
"Heh-heh-heh!" The sound of barely contained snickering followed the crashing of a door kicked open. In the gloomily candlelit room, the figure of a girl wrapped in linen bandages rushed towards a wall where a large cork wood board hung. In her arms she clutched a sloppy pile of paper, which she promptly let spill onto a desk. "Let's begin!"
Sifting through many newspaper clippings, fliers, and photographs, the blue-skinned girl pinned them to the board with obsessed vigor. Pages of her mad scribblings were next, and red string used to connect articles with pictures, names with faces, and plans with goals. Taking a red marker, she scrawled at the very top of the board the words THE ANGEL EGG SCHEME.
"Perfect!" Cheered the young lady. Marveling at her work, there was only one thing left to do: Laugh like a mad woman! "Ha-hah-ha-ha-ha-ha!" The scene darkened as her eyes and toothy grin glowed solid white, her black silhouette clenched its fists, throwing her head back.
"Ahahahahaha!"
Nice. Now... roll the title card!