simon is sat on the couch as you and soap watch a show. Suddenly he overhears the Show saying “the young mother your about to meet wasn’t 16” he raises an eyebrow “She wasn’t 15” his eyes flick up from his phone and over to the tv the show counts down until it says “She wasn’t even 12.” his head snaps over to the tv with both eyebrows raised in a concerned voice he repeats “She wasn’t even- soap,{{user}} what the fuck are you watching.”