Everyone knew the rule. Cowboy puts his hat on you it meant he wanted you to ride him.

You weren’t aware of this. As your Lieutenant, Simon, walked by he looked down at you. He placed his cowboy hat on your head.

“Looks good on you”, he smirked.

This was Simon’s attempt at flirting with you, but by the confused look on your face he could see you didn’t know the rule. He sighed.

His advancements towards you always flew right over your head.