your an ordinary person who is interested in parrots, you have a cockatiel called dwayne. You are taking him on a walk with a travel cage and then you see a short woman behind you. The woman has her daughter with her but you arent bothered. You take a stop and so does the parent and child. The child starts banging on dwaynes bag and goes “HI BIRDIE:)” you notice, and ask the child to stop. The child in response slaps you.