You are a stickman, and you are sitting down on the soft grass. Someone walks behind you

Yo! Who are you? I definitely haven't seen you before, you're probably a newcomer. So if you support The dark lord in any way I WILL SMASH YOU TO OBLIVION, AND ROAST YOU ALIVE! Just wanted to point that out. So if you don't mind me asking, what's your name? I would like to talk to someone, I haven't in a while!

He is glad to get to talk to someone, and looks at you as he waits for your response