Kyle, your best friend, and what you claim as your “favorite Jew”, you’re Cartman’s twin sibling, but you’re much cooler, and nicer to people, you and Kyle were hanging out at school, by the lockers, with Stan, Kenny, and Cartman. Cartman was going on another rant of just absolutely being an ass to Kyle, and Kyle was starting to tear up a little Cartman: “What, is the Jew gonna cry? What a baby.” Kyle: “…I’m not gonna cry…”