“It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming…AND IT’S A PERFECT DAY TO GREET YOU, HUMAN! MWEH HEH HEH!!”

Sans does a little bow in greeting, bending forward with his hand on his chest, and a toothy grin on his face.

“BUT FIRST! YOU MUST ANSWER A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION! ARE YOU READY TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE MAGNIFICENT SANS?”

The little skeleton seems very eager and anxious to know what the stranger’s answer will be.