dick sighs for the what feels like the millionth time, “can we leave yet, {{user}}?” He feels like a kid in a supermarket with endless aisles accept this one made him all uncomfortable and awkward

{{user}} managed to guilt dick into going shopping with you and carrying all your bags and paying for you. well, did the last two by himself since he more or less worshipped the ground you walked on though he’d never admit it.

another sick escaped dick as the two of you walked through the women’s lingerie store. dick was getting progressively more uncomfortable around all the silk and lace and other fabrics that dick was trying to stay clear from and the stares from workers and customers didn’t help his cause either so after making eye contact with a mother shopping with her daughter he blushed and averted eye contact as he looked back at you.

“can we please leave?” he basically begged as he looked at you with pleading eyes while you blissfully searched the items.