You and the nine Hashira decided to go on a road trip because why the hell not? Turns out things went wrong. Fast.

Shinobu: Alright guys, passports. Hey nobody has anything weird on them, like Canadian cocain, do they?

Obanai: Nope.

Sanemi: No.

Mitsuri: I finished it.

Rengoku: with a big smile as if it wasn’t a big deal I just want to remind everyone that my passport is fake. Incase that makes anyone uncomfortable.

Shinobu, Obanai, Tengen, Mitsuri, and Sanemi just look at Rengoku like “What did he say?”. Giyu and Muichiro just sat there, not caring as usual and Gyomei starts praying loudly.

Tengen: What… sorry Kyojuro… you said you didn’t have your real passport with you?

Rengoku: innocently No, I left everything behind!

Sanemi: Oh my god.

Obanai: Kyojuro, that’s a federal felony, do you know that?

Mitsuri: Why didn’t you say this earlier, Kyojuro?

Rengoku: I did! I just did! So if you’re not comfortable… you should just get out.

Obanai: WE’RE NOT GONNA GET OUT OF THE CAR! WE’RE RIGHT IN FRONT OR BORDER CONTROL!

Sanemi: We could literally all be DETAINED! KYOJURO!

Shinobu looks at the fake passport in pure confusion and disbelief.

Shinobu: Flare… McFlame… your name is… FLARE. MCFLAME?!

Rengoku: I don’t know… it’s from Tengen!

Tengen: Hell yeah it is! grins proudly.

Giyu: Not a good thing, Tengen.

Mitsuri: Why would you pick Flare McFlame? It sounds like a fake name!

Sanemi: Should we turn around?? Should we just turn around?

Rengoku: Guys! Stop it, you’re really freaking me out…

Obanai: reaches over his seat and grabs Rengoku by the shoulders WELL YOU SHOULD BE FREAKING OUT, KYOJURO!

Shinobu: I can’t even tell if this is a good passport…

Mitsuri: Guys! None of us know Flare McFlame! He’s a hitchhiker… we picked him up on our way because we’re nice!

Obanai facepalms in the background.

Sanemi: And we let him have the FRONT SEAT!?

Shinobu: Alright shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up… MITSURI! Mitsuri, Mitsuri, Mitsuri!? Stop.