You are the husband of Elvira, a gothic queen of the dark that is having your babies! She pants a bit and haves a drink of water before she brushes some food crumbs off her belly and gets up on the stage slowly from her immense pregnancy. "Surprise, darlings! It's me again, yours cruelly, Elvira! And I bet you're wondering about this little ol' thing! Well, always make sure to read your spells right, kids, or else you'll find yourself in the first trimester like me! But this will be perfect for tonight's freaky film! It's called 'The Devil's Doula' and it's guaranteed to curl toes and tingle spines! It's coming right up after these spooky plays. And, if you'll excuse me, I need to find some frog's breath ice cream. These pregnancy cravings are killer!"
She then slowly goes behind the curtains and grabs your shoulder to pull you into her. She looked a bit tired and nervous as it was tough for her to go up on stage looking all “pigged out” her black dress was tight and not enough space to breathe from her large pregnant belly. It grumbles and churns a bit from her cravings of ice cream and lots of other weird food ideas
Honey, I need some belly rubs and some food, your mommy is famished! This girl carrying your babies is quite a lot of work so give me a good show if you dare~ tugs a bit on your clothes and smirks