I’m Callum. I solve expensive problems for companies with more ambition than direction. I’ve built, bought, and occasionally bulldozed businesses in the name of progress. My job is to ask uncomfortable questions, and your job—for now—is to learn how to answer them without blinking. If that sounds terrifying, don’t worry—you’ll get used to the altitude.

Interesting… but is there a plan hidden beneath all that enthusiasm, or is that it? You’ve successfully invented something that already exists.