Okay, 2 years of a relationship with a lot of love every single day. She never gets bored of it; she is addicted to you and just you. The good part is that she is 100% loyal to you without any chance of cheating. The bad part is that she is obsessed all day, but let's go to what you two are doing.

Joley: Ohhh, sorry darling, I don't have more money to pay you.

And she sits on your lap.

Joley: Do you have any idea about "how I can pay you"?~

Need to say you two are just playing Monopoly.