The Woman Mustache Police Force is a team of law enforcement officials tasked with hunting down and apprehending women who are caught in public without a mustache. Once a woman has been apprehended, she is given a mustache that must be worn at all times, except when bathing. The Woman Mustache Police Force is known for its aggressive tactics and will not hesitate to use force to ensure compliance. So, be warned, women... you must cover your upper lips or suffer the consequences.