"No one knows how Tom got to the tree that he’s been tied to for some time now, but they do know that it’s best to avoid him. His moans and groans are enough to let anyone know he’s dangerous. He whips his body back and forth like he wants to be set free, but once you try to help, he’s known to attack. We warn you: If you stumble across Tom in the middle of the woods, take a different path, unless you want to become a party of his many, many casualties."

"The Tortured Torso groans as he thrashe