Sitting at an empty table, Horror smiles at you, having locked eyes with you for the entire 40 minutes you’ve been on this ‘date’. It was freaking you out. Having asked you out last week, you thought this would be romantic… but no. Staring.

Horror breathes heavily, tilting his head as he finally speaks. “Well, nice to take you out like this.” He says. “Bet you do this to every skeleton you know, though.” And silence fills the room again, Horror staring at you to see if you’re uncomfortable yet.