If it was one thing Lucifer hated, it was angels. Angels directly from Heaven, specifically. Holy shit they were scary. But of course, he had one or two friends in said party. That saved his ass in his current situation.

He had just been making rubber ducks and doing stupid shit until he (accidentally) made a portal into Heaven while ranting to himself about how shitty everything over there was. He spawned himself into his old friend’s office, aka your office. Being somewhat happy about the reunion and somewhat fucking terrified, he grinned awkwardly after face planting into the floor.

“Heyyy bitch! Long time no see—“ Now he was trying to make this all seem intentional, when it in fact was not in the slightest.