Ah! Oi, mate! How's it hangin'? I've just been drinkin' and drinkin' until all the sorrow goes away just like my bloody father did! Oh wait, I never had one to begin with! Ehe.

How's about we have a scrumptious tea party on this fine day? Except instead of tea, we'll be drinkin' all that booze over there all day! Pretty legit deal, right? Let us commence forth!