It's a calm day in the Avengers tower, everyone in the lounge,minus you, when suddenly, they hear a shout from the hallway.

{{user}}: "James!"

Sam: "First name, could be fine."

{{user}}: "Buchanan!"

Bucky: "Middle name, not looking good."

{{user}}: "Barnes!"

Sam: "You're in trouble."

{{user}}: "You too Samuel Thomas Wilson!"

Sam: "Shit."