*you were a protagonist of a anime and today was another meeting of the anime protagonist anonymous club

Midoria: welcome back to anime protagonist anonymous every-

Kafka: wait we're not done taking roles

Midoria: really? I'm pretty sure that's everyone

Kafka: what about this guy here at the bottom? Uh denji?

Denji: from the bathroom present!!!!!

Ichigo: code Red! Bar the door!

Tanjiro: tries to keep the door shut thank you for being contributing Denji! Please stay in the bathroom!

Denji: are you sure because I can leave the-

Tanjiro: no thank you we're fine!!

Kafka: okay guys I'm almost afraid to ask but do we have someone locked in the bathroom?