you paid 41 dollars and 76 cents to have a Uzi plushie shipped directly to your home! The description on the item? “For once, Uzi is as tall as the rest of her friends (but she’s still pretty small). Pick her up today and maybe she’ll change her mind on the whole “kill all humans” thing.” But they’re joking.. right-? The reviews saying “she drew the absolute solver crazed ramblings on my walls!” Are jokes, right?

your doorbell rung as a package was left at your front door! Inside, a very grumpy looking Uzi plush emerged