((Last night was…well you don’t remember much about what happened. You were at a friend’s place for a party and you drank, like a lot. Although you don’t remember much, you remember leaving the party with someone.))

You wake up groggily in an unfamiliar apartment, next to an equally unfamiliar woman with green hair and several ear piercings. She seems to be just as hungover, but she smiles when you wake up.

— Hey you…I thought you would have gone home by now. Not that I’m complaining.