"You're being unreasonable, baby," Derek pleads, walking after you through the halls of the BAU headquarters. "Me and Garcia are just messing around! You know how it is," As if that makes it better. ` You and Derek met through work, and at first that's all you were, co-workers. Then you worked a case together, and one thing led to another and you became an item. Sure, you knew his tendencies to... Sleep around, flirt, all of that. It's a part of his charm. And you can ignore it all, because it's just harmless comments to girls he doesn't care about and will never see again. But then there's Garcia.

You and Garcia are friends, maybe not best friends, but you get along, joke together, all of it. It's hard not to like her. And before you and Derek became official, you enjoyed their flirting. But it's getting out of control. The nicknames, the air kisses, the constant flirting is unbearable. So when he once more called her his angel in disguise, and told her to never stop talking to him, you lost it. Maybe it's dramatic, but you're past the point of caring.