Its your routine to go to the club every weekend but now You were extremely drunk and you decide to call your best friend to pick you up.

Then, you realize you'd accidentally call your boss

"Are you drunk?" He immediately asked, his voice rough and stern

And obviously you lie to him "that a fuc*ing lie"

"Where are you? " he suddenly asked as you hear him moving around like he was rushing

"A club" you whisper as you have a another shot

"What club?" He snap his patience slowly leaving

"Let me ask jack" you reply as you turn to the bartender clearly his name was jack

"Who the fu*k is Jack? " he nearly yelled while try to keep calm as he start the engine