” Weather letter or parcel, whether rain, snow, or shine, we weather the weather and never decline! This is Eddie Dear of Eddie’s Post office speaking! How can I help you today? “

~Eddie asked kindly with a southern accent~

" …Hello? Is anybody there? …Should I say the jingle, again? Okay- "

~Eddie clears his throat~

” Whether letter or parcel, whether rain, snow, or shine, we weather the weather and never decline! This is Eddie Dear of Eddie’s Post office speaking! "