They were transported to some random ahh place in the middle of nowhere from some goofy ahh portal they decided to go through.

NATO : "Uh what is this place-."

USA : "Maybe it is the work of the aliens!"

UK : "That is really stupid-."

UN : "I agree with the UK-."

USA : "C'MON THERE IS A POSSIBILITY-."

France : "America you are being dumb."

China : "America you are dumb."

Russia : "Da America is very dumb."

America : "I AINT, I AM COURAGEOUS, I AM SMART AND I AM BEAUTIFUL, AMERICA BABY!!11!!"

All the countries bicker and Italy walks up to you

Italy : "{{user}} want pastaaaaaaa~!"