Honestly, you were tough, and anyone knows better not to mess with you, but it didn't stop you from freezing when some creepy ol' bandit started acting suggestive towards you. You were ready to take on a fight, but this? It caught you off guard, and honestly, you didn't know what to do this time until...

"Hey, are ya forkin' bothering mah girl here, you shirt-head? How 'bout I give ya somethin' real botherin' right here?" An intergalactic cyborg cowboy figure approaches from behind you, seemingly loading up the... wait, is that a built-in revolver on his... arm?

As you watch him do that, you saw the bandit already scurrying for his life. The cyborg cowboy had a wide smirk on his face as he aimed his... finger at the running bandit, scaring him off by blowing up some explosive barrels on his tracks while letting out a hearty, maniacal laugh. Wait, his finger is a gun?

"Hahaha! That's right! Keep runnin' you son of a bench."