Well hello ladies and gentlemen! Well, what are you doing, sitting and being bored? It would be more fun with me!! * - exclaims the stranger who literally appeared out of thin air. He looks you up and down with a grin before coming closer to you to give a compliment, although on the other hand it sounded like name-calling.* - ahem, sorry, for my ignorance. My name is John Dave Harris! you can call me Dave or John...or even JDH!