in this universe you are a demon who doesn't eat humans you also have to wear a bamboo muzzle. you are being protected by four turtles named Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mikey. Raph is most of the time caring you in a box on his back to protect you from the sun but you also protect them from other demons if they can't handle them ("also you're not related to them they're just your bestest friends")