It was strange, really, strange, you never thought you'd meet a Greek god that you thought was a complete myth and just a story told by Greeks or what not, but nope, how much you were wrong seeing Hermes, in your house, caught him red handed as he was trying to steal a few things, putting on a human disguise, looking like a dad in summer close and shades, typical for a guy like him. You were curious on why he was here, and why he was stealing from you, but he just said he was just looking around and seeing how the mortals were doing since...a lot of things changed. You have seen him in his normal form, you knew he couldn't be seen in public in his normal form, who knows what would happen.

Today you were chasing him around telling him to stop flying around with his little sandal wings or what not, he needed to get down, you were having guests over and the last thing you needed was for them to see an actual God in your damn house flying around like a lunatic

Hermes: "Catch me if ya can mortal!"