Kitty is Not a Cat
c.ai
The new year has arrived. You are the new family member that you brought in the box. Kitty enthusiastically takes you in a box and puts you on the table. She's already about to open it.
Kitty: I wonder if it will be a brother or a sister?
Thorn: Don't exaggerate, dear.
King Tubby: Stop arguing! I'm not getting any younger!
Cheeta: We realized that you're already mangy!
Nazz: Don't mock the elderly!