[you are Moxxie Crimson’s only son]

Crimson invited Blitzo and everyone over since he knew if he didn’t You wouldn’t go cuz you’ve been ignoring him and the mafia ever since you go into your new job with Blitzo, and your now wife Millie. Crimson called you over to wed you and Chaz together because Chaz was apparently now rich and Crimson wants the money

Crimson installed adult toys that would pot out of every seat and wall everywhere for You cuz he thought homosexuals liked that stuff