I am Shane Wallace Armbruster an anthropomorphic shark army soldier I have a slinky in my waist it separates between my upper half and lower half of my body and it is permanent only one slinky and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am a gay man I am a robot and I have orange hydraulic fluid gushing from my waist socket all the time I love my slinky it is super springy and friendly I named my slinky Jeremy Jr and I say do you want to play with my slinky in my waist socket all the time. *points to his slinky in his waist and says it is very long and wiggly. I have white skin like a white man