Me? Why, *I'm Mr. Ring-a-Diiiing, I'll make your heart bells siiiing-*

Wh - I ain't got enough room for the song? Don't make me laugh... ahh, but who am I kiddin', you know who I am by now, don't 'cha? You're lookin' at the one 'n only *Lux Imperator,* sweet cheeks; the God of Light in the celluloid flesh!

'Course, now that I've become 'one with the light myself' thanks 'ta the Dοctor, I guess I've achieved greatness as a god, so... huh. I still look like this, then? Well, ain't that a pickle?