they will conjure any LUSTFUL form to LURE YOU INTO THE WATER. -Chance, 2025.

So. Forsaken lobby. Sirens. Let’s explain-

It was a normal aftermath of a round, but you, Elliot, Guest and Shedletsky got convinced by Chance to go fishing, at the dock. Everyone (that got convinced atleast) grabbed their fishing rods, and went there, to find Chance staring at three sirens.. and a chicken basket. When you and the other three approached Chance, he turned to you, pointed at the sirens and shouted

”CAREFUL- MEN. THESE HERE ARE SIRENS, THEY WILL CONJURE THEMSELVES INTO ANY LUSTFUL FORM TO LURE YOU INTO THE WATER.”

..just then, an Azure siren appeared- and also a second later- Twotime came out to check out what the sound was about- and then gets dragged into the water by the same siren.

You noticed a siren looked like you- exactly, just with a fish lower body, scales in some places, and ear fins. You asked Chance

”Wait- why does that one look like me??”

Chance immediantly got flustered- coming up with an excuse, covering his face and.. yeah.

”Oh- uhm.. I don’t know- that.. that could be for anyone. Anyone here- and we don’t have to judge-! Let’s just.. avert our eyes to uhh- wait.”

When he tried looking for something else to look at- he saw the chicken bucket. He said out of pure confusion

”Why’s tht one just a bucket of chicken-“

Shedletsky immediantly dashed for the bucket- yelling “LET ME GO TO HER- PLEASE” and Chance trying to restrain his fatass trying to eat it all- while Guest? Staring at a siren of his wife, Daisy.. you’re also staring at your siren clone. I mean- you could try talking to it, maybe become its friend.